This happened a few days ago, but I missed it live and just spotted it on the net. Absolutely brilliant. There are a ton of classic quotes in here but I really like that line about the Presidency being run like a radio station contest. I agree completely.
The only part my animal activist self would have changed was the Palin hunting joke about “why is Michael Vick in jail?” I think hunting for sport should be illegal (it’s…pointless), so I’d welcome anyone who kills some animal for fun going to jail. I thought the Bible said “thou shall not kill.” Did they change it when I wasn’t looking and add “…humans?” Anyway, part two below:
(hahahaha @ Couric’s ice grill like “you are setting us back with every word you utter”)
Wow. Tell ’em why you mad, son. Old white guy ether is the best.
It’s been fascinating to watch how quickly the Palin effect turned negative, and rightly so. Regardless of what side of the policy debates you fall on, she’s clearly an awful VP candidate and was solely picked to try to throw a wrinkle into the race. From day one, even the other Republicans were salty about this and now that the initial “OMG HE PICKED A WOMAN” buzz has died, she’s killing McCain’s campaign every time she opens her mouth.
LOL @ that answer in the Couric interview. Paul Krugman hit it on the head: it sounded like a college freshman who showed up to class without doing any of the reading. “Totally incoherent.”
The scariest part about all this is that McCain’s entire mantra of “Country First” was drop-kicked out the window by making this selection. They knew the only chance they had in the election was to play the gender wildcard, and it shows how reckless a campaign he’s running. This is a 72 year old, four time cancer survivor…and he picked THIS? [Nappy Roots] Aw hell naw [/Nappy].
Posted in Sports, Videos on September 26th, 2008 by Hyphen
Damn, a sad day for one of my all-time favorite players. This is the kind of news that makes me feel old as hell too:
Los Angeles Clippers point guard Jason Williams announced his retirement from the NBA today, ending his 10-year career. Signed by the Clippers as a free agent on August 7, 2008, Williams did not appear in a game for Los Angeles.
Williams enjoyed a 10-year NBA career that saw him take the court for three different teams, (Sacramento 1998-2001, Memphis 2001-2005 and Miami 2005-2008). A member of the NBA Champion Miami Heat in 2005-06, Williams started all 23 playoff games and averaged 9.3 points and 3.9 assists for Miami in helping to win the organization’s first title.
The West Virginia native leaves the NBA with career averages of 11.4 points, 6.3 assists, 1.3 steals, 2.4 rebounds while shooting 39.6 percent from the floor, 32.5 percent from three-point range and 81.6 percent from the foul line in 679 total games. Williams finishes his career with a 2.77 assist-to-turnover ratio.
He enjoyed his best statistical season in 2001-02 when he averaged 14.8 points, 8.0 assists and 3.0 rebounds for Memphis. In his four seasons with the Grizzlies, Williams became the club’s all-time assists leader and all-time leader in three-point field goals attempted in addition to being named the NBA’s Most Improved Player for the 2002-03 season by Sports Illustrated when he finished tied for second in the league in assists per game.
Originally drafted with the seventh overall selection in the 1998 NBA Draft by Sacramento after one season at the University of Florida, Williams was named to the 1998-99 NBA All-Rookie Team following an electrifying first season that saw him average 12.8 points and 6.0 assists. Over the next nine seasons, Williams emerged as one of the most dependable point guards in the NBA, averaging double-figures in scoring and at least five assists per game in eight of his ten years in the league.
After seeing this news on a messageboard, I noticed someone also posted up a little J-Will highlight reel. If you’ve ever talked to me on AIM, now you know where the “55” in the name comes from…
I watched that last highlight in person at Key Arena and I’ll never forget it. He had just pulled off a great play and followed it up by freezing Gary Payton (at that time, the NBA’s best defender) and kissing it high off the glass. Even the Sonic fans went crazy for that one. R.I.P. Seattle Supersonics.
This is my ish right now. Here’s the new video for The KnuX‘s “Bang Bang” off their upcoming debut, Remind Me In 3 Days. In case you can’t tell, it’s inspired by The Outsiders and “Beat It.” Krispy and Al are scheduled to be in studio with us live on Sound Session this week. Anything y’all want me to ask ’em?
Hahahah, Ruck and Rock are having too much fun these days. Here’s their description of the newest video of D.I.R.T.:
Y’all might be gettin’ a little tired of all that Hip-Hop so we’re on that Rock ish (no pun) on this one. You might know them as the Boot Camp BK duo Ruck and Rock, or Heltah Skeltah, but here they assume the group name Special Education (consisting of members: Johny Rambo, Monstaman, Guitarded, unamed, and “Death to cabs in New Jersey”) for their latest vid “Ruck N Roll.” The video was directed by Rik Cordero and the song is off of Heltah Skeltah’s upcoming album D.I.R.T. (Da Incredible Rap Team) in stores 9/30.
All-Wayne WLotD month is winding down, but we still have a few more days…and no shortage of material:
“That gun got me walking like I got irregular knees/
I be all over the bread like sesame seeds/
Automatic with the money, like Reggie for three/
Big Birds, no Sesame Street…b*tch!”
–Lil’ Wayne, “Weatherman”
In case you missed this from last night, Dave pwns McCain after canceling his appearance. It’s definitely fine to cancel, but their camp said he would be immediately flying back to Washington DC to work on the economic crisis. In actuality, he stayed in NYC for an interview and another appearance, and left later that evening. LOL @ getting busted lying by a talk show host. I love that Letterman and The View have called out some of the buffoonery more than the mainstream news media.
Don’t make me post Palin’s atrocious performance in the Katie Couric interview. Dear God.
These promos are running 1,100 times through October 4th on MTV. That’s a great look for Murs and his upcoming album, Murs For President. Plus, they’re funny and on point.
Sarah Silverman has some important (and hilarious) words for her constituency. Read more at TheGreatSchlep.com. My granma isn’t Jewish, but she is a 98 year old Swedish woman. Not exactly Barack’s base, but I’m [Dilla] workin’ on it [/Dilla].
