The Great Schlep

Posted in Comedy, Politics, Videos on September 25th, 2008 by Hyphen

Sarah Silverman has some important (and hilarious) words for her constituency.  Read more at TheGreatSchlep.com.  My granma isn’t Jewish, but she is a 98 year old Swedish woman.  Not exactly Barack’s base, but I’m [Dilla] workin’ on it [/Dilla].

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i heart mascots

Posted in Comedy, News, Videos on September 16th, 2008 by Hyphen

Seriously, I don’t mean to laugh at any of the destruction caused by Ike and the other hurricanes this year, but this is hilarious.  I don’t know what it is, but any sort of mascot outfit is gold to me.

Shout to all those in the Houston area, hold your head.  I used to spend my summers in the Nassau Bay/Clear Lake neighborhoods, so all my old stomping grounds are actually still underwater (Mud Lake is really going to live up to its name now).  Scary ish.

Spotted over at FWMJ‘s.

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Jay Smooth breaks down “Hipsters”

Posted in Artists, Comedy, Videos on September 13th, 2008 by Hyphen

Amen.  As always, Jay Smooth is on point.  Hahaha @ the Full Force part.  To all my friends who are sometimes randomly lumped into this “hipster rap” category, keep making dope music and disregard the attacks.  To all my friends who resent the new wave of hip-hop, do like Jay said and listen to the music.  It’s good.  End of story.

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Will Smith + Ukulele + Crazy German Dude = GOLD

Posted in Artists, Comedy, Live Performances, Videos on September 12th, 2008 by Hyphen

It would have been hilarious if he said “nazi” instead of “not see.”  Ok, well maybe just to me.  Anyway, no idea what this is from, but it’s great.  I literally grew up on Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, so Will is one of my all-time favorite people.  Next time I’m at the club (which won’t be soon if you know me), I’m breaking out the MiB dance.  Stop me.

*crosses fingers that scientology rumor isn’t true*

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And a good day to you too, sir

Posted in Comedy, Videos on September 11th, 2008 by Hyphen

Ever since I saw those In Living Color skits with Jamie Foxx and David Alan Grier reciting “poetry from the hood,” this kind of stuff has been hilarious to me.  Shout to McFly for sending this over.

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Jon Stewart with that ETHER

Posted in Comedy, News, Politics, Videos on September 4th, 2008 by Hyphen

Hahahaha sonned. I love when the hypocrisy of these morons is pointed out so clearly. In their defense, “they are lying sacks of sh*t.”  Well said John.

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Baracky II

Posted in Comedy, Politics, Videos on August 17th, 2008 by Hyphen

LOL @ voting for McCain.  Seriously.  First Baracky after the jump if you missed it.

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A Beginner’s Guide to “No Homo”

Posted in Comedy, Videos on August 17th, 2008 by Hyphen

Hahaha, Jay Smooth is back with another dope vlog.  Personally, I never really got on the ‘no homo’ bandwagon, partially cause it’s dumb, but mainly cause it just sounds weird to say.  However, “pause” was, and always will be, hilarious to me so I reserve the right to use that at any time.  Even Gus Johnson dropped it on TV to help out Spike:

Classic.  I really try to fight the homophobia in hip-hop though, so I wonder if my useage of ‘pause’ somehow contradicts that.  Hmm…perhaps I’ll have to rethink it…

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pretty much

Posted in Art, Comedy, Politics on August 7th, 2008 by Hyphen

yup

You’re riding in a car and your friend drives it off the road into a tree. When everything’s settled and you get back in the car, he doesn’t get to drive anymore, regardless of whose fault the accident was. Right?

The republicans drove us off the road and crashed horribly (…again). Now that we’re getting back in the car, whether or not we can actually fix the problems, a democrat will drive.

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More craziness from Baron, this time with Steve Nash

Posted in Comedy, Movies, Videos on July 30th, 2008 by Hyphen


Another hilarious video from Baron Davis, and this time Steve Nash tags along for some fun. Apparently this was done for a movie trailer contest on IBeatYou and this is their take on Stepbrothers (which I still have no real desire to see…sad to say, but Ferrell’s shtick is getting old). I think Steve should break out that robot sometime next season.

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