“If you’re sexy and you know it, clap your hands”
— Akon, “Party Animal”
Ok, maybe you need to hear it in Akon’s autotuned voice to really feel it, but you get the idea.
I see what she was trying to do here, but after hearing her verse, the double entendre was perhaps a little too accurate.
“I’m N.B.A., I’m nothin’ but ass”
— Armeretta, “Streetsweeper Freestyle”
What’s that you say? WLotD is back? Well…not officially, but I have received a few requests to revive what I started in 2001 on my old AIM away messages. Working from home today and heard this gem as I was going through music:
“Your booty girl…God, it’s like a Mack truck/
Your booty girl! Beep, beep, back it up”
— Chris Brown, “Drop It Low (Remix)”
Another day, another questionable line on a remix to The Dream’s “Rockin’ That Thang.” Take it away Fab:
“Can I call you Nana, cause you got that rocking chair”
–Fabolous, “Rockin’ That Thang (Remix)”
Yeah, yeah, I know WLotD has been MIA for a minute, but hey…I’m a busy man and I think y’all can live without it. That said, I just heard this atrocity on the new remix for The Dream’s “Rockin’ That Thang” and it has to be called out.
“Demolition Man, tell ya friends I demolish ya/
Plus I’m that n***a, baby I can make ya popular/
So get another shot of that Ciroc in ya/
Cause I’m gonna be rockin’ ya/
Treat ya like the first lady, I’ll put my Barack in ya”
–Juelz Santana, “Rockin’ That Thang (Remix)”
Yeah, yeah, WLotD has been on vacation for a while, I know. Honestly, when you work 2.5 jobs, I spend most of my free time trying to avoid wackness so it may be somewhat sparse from here on out. That said, my jobs still have me listening to new music all the time and sure enough, wackness is inevitable:
“Her booty big enough to swallow up a g-string/
Hey, go on, put that ass on me like a bee sting”
–T.I., “Day Dreaming”
I heard that and had the same expression as Tip did above.
I checked out Freedom last weekend and you know it’s a sad day when I’m actually disappointed by an Akon album. Like…I knew it wouldn’t be good, but wow. It’s really that bad. “I’m So Paid” is probably the best track, which is a bit scary. There was one line on the album that stood out too:
“Flipping pages, now famous/
Thinking back, I ain’t seen you in ages/
Wishing I could make it less painless/
Brings me right back to the same as…”
–Akon, “Birthmark”
Wait a second. “Less painless”? So…more painful?
Grammar fail.
Hahahahah @ T-Pain, Akon, Diddy, and Mary J. Blige singing about how to make the world a better place. You just knew something dumb was gonna be said:
“I’d turn every bullet into a Hershey’s Kiss and we could eat away our fears”
–Akon, “Change”
“The ice had her sick, let’s call that ‘floss-bite’/
Neck so froze that she coulda caught frostbite”
–Jim Jones, “Show Out (Remix)”
When you’re on a remix with Unk, Soulja Boy, Sean Kingston, and E-40, it’s tough to out-wack the competition. Never underestimate Jimmy though.
Shug’s an OG, but:
“I’m servin’ hot lead, like I’m the gangster waiter”
–Big Shug, “Soundcheck”
Hmm. Not cuttin’ it, sorry dude.