Wrapping up the all Chamillionaire WLotD week with another punchline that tries way too hard:
“My garage is full of ‘RARRR’, yeah, Jaguars and Gators/
My hand is where the oak gon’ land like the Raiders”
–Chamillionaire, “Make Me Better Freestyle (Get On My Level)”
Cham week, Pt. 4:
“You know you’re no Dupri, but you’re a germ-mayne/
I got the sanitizer that’ll extinguish your fame”
–Chamillionaire, “A Milli Freestyle”
Jermaine/germ mayne? Really? That’s what we’re doing here? Ok.
Koopa WLotD week pushes on:
“Bet that he could leave out with the baddest one/
Call her ‘dot com’ cause she lookin’ like she Amazon”
–Chamillionaire, “Foolish Freestyle”
Even Chino XL is cringing at these punchlines.
Cham Week, pt. 2:
“I Phil-up Banks, my account bigger than Carlton’s/
Ladies call me Daly, like my first name was Carson”
–Chamillionaire, “What’s Up”
You know, I actually like the first part, just cause Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is the greatest television series of all time. That said, it still sounds like a punchline you’d write in middle school (or if you were a ‘net-cee’ in the late 90’s), and the second part is just inexcusable. Reminds me of Erick Sermon-esque punchlines: “I’m grindin…LIKE THE CLIPSE!” Oops, pow, surprise, ohhhhhhhh.
Disclaimer: I like Koopa, but this might be an all Chamillionaire WLotD week. He’s had a lot of questionable lines recently, which is probably a product of releasing so many punchline heavy verses. If you do that, you’re bound to have some that don’t quite come off. Herrrrrrrrre we go:
“When it come to fans, I got hella like copters”
–Chamillionaire, “What’s Up”
BTW, “What’s Up” is a new joint from Rhymefest featuring Cham and Jadakiss that just leaked last week. If you missed it, here you go: