“Makin’ a sacrifice, no matter what the sh*t be costin’/
And while you coughin’, I be flossin’ like a f*ckin’ dolphin”
— Busta Rhymes, “Survival Hungry”
This record came on the iPod while in the gym today and I remembered laughing at this bar in high school. I mean…dolphins are dope…and pretty damn cool in their every day lives…I’ll give you that…but flossin’?
“I use food stamps in the street yo/
Now I got a cool ranch like Doritos”
— Tony Yayo, “Obama”
(I wish Usher’s All-Star Game outfits were April Fool’s jokes too)
“Honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow/
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh, wow”
— Usher, “OMG”
What’s that you say? A song titled “OMG” has wack lyrics? No way. Don’t believe it.
“I’m riding wit’ him like Obama, cause he don’t gimme drama/
And his bank account say comma, comma, comma”
— Trina, “Always”
ROFLstiltskin.
“She’s indecisive…she can’t decide”
— Sean Kingston, “Eenie Meenie”
Thanks for the help Sean, I was struggling with that.
“If you’re sexy and you know it, clap your hands”
— Akon, “Party Animal”
Ok, maybe you need to hear it in Akon’s autotuned voice to really feel it, but you get the idea.
I see what she was trying to do here, but after hearing her verse, the double entendre was perhaps a little too accurate.
“I’m N.B.A., I’m nothin’ but ass”
— Armeretta, “Streetsweeper Freestyle”
What’s that you say? WLotD is back? Well…not officially, but I have received a few requests to revive what I started in 2001 on my old AIM away messages. Working from home today and heard this gem as I was going through music:
“Your booty girl…God, it’s like a Mack truck/
Your booty girl! Beep, beep, back it up”
— Chris Brown, “Drop It Low (Remix)”
Another day, another questionable line on a remix to The Dream’s “Rockin’ That Thang.” Take it away Fab:
“Can I call you Nana, cause you got that rocking chair”
–Fabolous, “Rockin’ That Thang (Remix)”
Yeah, yeah, I know WLotD has been MIA for a minute, but hey…I’m a busy man and I think y’all can live without it. That said, I just heard this atrocity on the new remix for The Dream’s “Rockin’ That Thang” and it has to be called out.
“Demolition Man, tell ya friends I demolish ya/
Plus I’m that n***a, baby I can make ya popular/
So get another shot of that Ciroc in ya/
Cause I’m gonna be rockin’ ya/
Treat ya like the first lady, I’ll put my Barack in ya”
–Juelz Santana, “Rockin’ That Thang (Remix)”
